The Maori Clock
Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late night, a drunk Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
“What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the friend’s asked.
“Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Maori clock” he drunkenly replied.
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